Do you even lift?

I found that my boredom leads to fun things <:

 

Pump it up

 

Actually, the piston pushes.

yes i lift bro. do you even lift. ill wrek u m8. cum @ me

 

I lift my remote.
My food.
My controller.
My drink.
My pillow.
So yeah I lift.

 

Yes I lift, I am an elevator.

 

dem glasses.

 

Cool! Always wanted to be one of those!

 

Does lifting up my DS to listen to crappy songs count?

 

I lifted my headphones up :3

 

No.

 

I lift my ipad and it fell down on my face, does that count?

 

Am I the only one who actually lifts?.. Please don't tell me that... (At the moment, only 15 pounds. -_-)

 

Wait, I do lift, I can lift 50 pounds!

Spoiler

 

o_O Okay, interesting. How the hell did you even find that?..

 

I can lift 100 pounds!

 

I c wut u did there

 

i train a specific muscle all day everyday.

 

Oh I lift all the time

 

You aren't. I lift on a four day schedule for sports.
*Not trying to boast*
Yus I lift bitch.
Squat: 330
Bench: 210
(American LB)
@MappyTurtle FITE ME!
*Sorry if it's a revival of an old thread.