Diss track

In this thread we write a diss track. Guidelines:

• Try to keep your sentences relatively the same length so it's rap-able.
• Try to rhyme with the line above you, every few lines we change the rhyming word to keep the flow going.
• Maybe some rappers on the forums can turn it into an actual track when it's done

Every once in a while I'll update this post with the lyrics we have so far.

BEAT:


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LYRICS:

Look at you fool, you look like a potato.
I'll smack you so hard until you bleed like a tomato.
Smash your head through the window, that's why we have beef.
Break all your little bones. make you say good grief.
Make you cry and decrease your chance of relief.
I'm gonna disintegrate your will to live like a thief.
You can call me Jordan Belford 'cause I'm the Wolf of Wall Street.
I keep my desk of photos all pretty and neat.
Put on some shoes 'cause you're about to feel defeat.
Cool where do we meet? Drop you so fast have you taking multiple seats.
I hate to say it, call me a freak. I'll have to make sure you are fucking neat.
These rhymes can go on for years, but if I don't stop now you'll be in tears.
If you bite this dog, I'll give you a new fear.
I'm sorry to say this kid, but death is near.
Looking so pale, I am the headlights you're the deer.
And your face is looking so incredibly queer.
I will always be your greatest fear.
Call me OJ 'cause I ain't known to be sincere.
When I'm near, prepare to drop dead, dropping red tears.
'Cause my sound is one you won't ever get to hear.
When I'm here, fall back, stand back, just call me the premier of rap
You know me, you fap to every rap.
The others are crap, so crap you take a nap. And die, like No Man's Sky.
You're trash in every way, don't even try to lie.
Some of your lines don't even rhyme. You should have cried.
Stop my alerts I have already died, and that sure ain't okay.

 

i'll smack you so hard until you bleed like a tomato

 

break all your little bones make you say good grief

 

looking so pale, i am the headlights you are the deer