Derpy Faction Recruitments!

Make an incredibly awful faction recruitment thingy here!

Format:

IGN:

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted:

Your reasoning of wanting to join:

Age:

If you want to be mod:

Donator Ranks:

Staff Ranks:

 

rokhurs fakchon recrutmant aplicaychon

u should pik me cuz i am cool

wut es a fourmet

 

IGN: noOb1234567890​

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The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: 1333333333333333333333769666 times.​

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Your reasoning of wanting to join: i wll gv evyone dimands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dwnlod hax. ​

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Age: srew dt mun.​

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If you want to be mod: i wll kck n ban evryon wth mi hx​

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Donator Ranks: wht is rnk.​

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Staff Ranks: i wrk fr mojang nd i cam frm plnet minraft​

 

When I saw this, this came to mind:

Anyway,

IGN: whats that

Times you have been kicked/banned/muted: wat this server can ban people im screwd

Why you want to join: because im cool

Age: 7

Donator rank: what does donator mean

Staff rank: i dont no

 

IGN: xXNoobXx154

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: 34 fo no reson it was mah brodder!

Your reasoning of wanting to join: I hax su i can du illegil stuff in minecraft

Age: I em 16! I em not lieing

If you want to be mod: I will ban peeple who donate moore thien me.

Donator Ranks: I don ave monae su I will anoy peeple to by me 1

Staff Ranks: Just geve me op I em from mojang.

 

IGN: ilikeunicornsokay

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: 69 times. i have been banned more than 69, i have been baNNed 6969696969969696969691337133713337 times #yoloswag

Your reasoning of wanting to join: because factions suck and i want to join

 

AKSEPTID. AND MODED LULZ

 

IGN: I dkknt now wat dat iz

reezon tu joyn: becuz i will ban pepl

times u hve ben naughty: NVER EVAR IM SUUCH A GUD BOUY I WIL BAN PEPL

age: wats dat. im 4

dnatrur ruank: wats dat.

i hopez i gett asepted im willz ban and stuf

 

IGN: Griefer
Reason to join: I will kill everyone in your facti43on and grief the faction home
Times you were banned/kicked/muted: 10329458495486956
Age: 3
Why should you be a mod?: So I can grief
Donator Rank: [Banned the most times]
I hope I get accepted so I can grief

 

IGN: Evil_Basterd
The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: 133333333333333333333337 times

Your reasoning of wanting to join: To keel ppl and take dere shtuff

Age: 8

If you want to be mod: So I can greef the facktion

Donator Ranks: I dont no wat dis is

Staff Ranks: I am a owner

 

i am bak four ay new aplekashon, becuz i herd u sayd that i wus denyed. So i needz 2 uz da fourmet.
Okey, her i go:

IGN: JimTheFish

Banned: well there wuz on tym that i went on da servur and a mod cot me with a swurd and ay ded bodee and it wusent me i swer

Age: my mommy says i am 89, but she smells like alkohol, so i dont no

DOnator: Someone sayd i had the "Mentally Disabled" renk, so i guess i am [Disabeld]. ai tink et is kewl.

ok thx for letting me aply fer burger king, i hope i gat aksepted.

~rokhur1757qer3245234

 

IGN: IllEatYourFirstBornChild

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: 69 times.

Your reasoning of wanting to join: I want to eat your souls and feed your limbs to my cat.

Age: 102

If you want to be mod: I should be mod, because im better than everybody.

Donator Ranks: [IAteYourSecondBornChild]
Staff Ranks: [Owner] of SkyDoesMinecraft's server. [Owner] ItsJerryAndHarry, [Owner] The Hive.
IM AWESOME. ACCEPT THIS, OR ILL SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT.

 

Since my last app was trash, I think I'll have a second go.

IGN: notch

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: i 4get lulz aboot fiftee millin times

Your reasoning of wanting to join: hai i iz a reveiwer from planet mincraft op me plz or else you die

Age: 2.54

If you want to be mod: OP ME OR I GIVE SERVER BAD REVIIW

Donator Ranks: i thik i am [doantr)

Staff Ranks: i am owner of evey serve and i am op on dis server

aksept mee or u will all b kiled in ur sleep an ur fac will b sold to kilers

Was mine better than the last?

 

New application:

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IGN: NOTHING

The # of times you've been banned/kicked/muted: 9999999999999999999999 Million times

Your reason of wanting to join: TO DO NOTHING

Age: 99999999999999999999 Million

If you want to be mod: I should because i will do nothing...

Donator Ranks: what does donator mean???

Staff Ranks: [APersonThatDoesNOTHING]

Add me
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rokor u is gud at fac recrutmeint so u denyed f u hahahahahha troleeeeee

 

y u diny mien! ill maek a neu wun. My uther wun wasn me i sware.

IGN: xXNoobXx154

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: 1 Yh I dun't du bad stuf

Your reasoning of wanting to join: I have cul things becase i hav a thig called Nodus

Age: I em 21! I went tu a gud skooling su i no how to spell and gud grammers

If you want to be mod: I wil be a gud mod becase people hoo sprint wil be ban

Donator Ranks: i haf munae but my moom say i dun't ned to spend

Staff Ranks: i em the owner of ItsJerryxXNoobXx154andHarry sevre.​

 

IGN: WhoNeedsAUsername?

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: -1

Your reasoning of wanting to join: Because I want to

Age: Googol

If you want to be mod: I will BAN EVERYBODYeijtfgcweuf

Donator Ranks: Wat

Staff Ranks: HerpDerp

 

IGN: EYE B DA EATHNSWULL!

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: zeuhro. ino do da budstaffz!

Your reasoning of wanting to join: caaz no fac accupt me lol I 2 pro dey sai nub u no gramer me go stfu you meniepants me luk good fac join reasons lughit!

Age: me twee.

If you want to be mod: OMGEEEEEEE MOD HOWRLTYNHAIOSD STAFF LULULULUL I STAFF IN FAC PLZ PLZPLZ I FAN YESYESYSEYSETY NO BUTWER MAK ME OWNUR SFPA NO PLZ I FAN AP8SUIDGBAK Q-23Y9GB~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donator Ranks: I BE LIEK RANK EVEN BUTTER DAN HEROBINZ

Staff Ranks: I HAS OWN SERVER. BUT NOT EVEN OWNER OF THAT. LUL.

 

Wait, I got a new one! XD
IGN: alegitname

The # of times you have been banned/kicked/muted: A legit amount of time.

Your reasoning of wanting to join: Because I am legit.

Age: A legit age.

If you want to be mod: No. I wan be Legit Rank.

Donator Ranks: Legit.

Staff Ranks: Legit.

Also, this app is 103% legit.