*cries*

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by KokichiOma, Aug 26, 2014.

  1. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    Yesterday.
    My friend have me a strawberry, as it was too big for her to eat.
    As a joke, I shoved the whole thing in my mouth.
    My other friend started laughing, and I did as well.
    Then we all started laughing, mainly because I had trouble keeping the strawberry in my mouth.
    Because I also had a cold, my nose started producing a lot of snot (which hurt putting it back up :()
    Not to mention I was crying because I was laughing too hard.
    Because the snot was blocking my nose and the strawberry was blocking my throat, I started heaving, and threw up the strawberry.
    :c it tasted nice, before I threw it up.

    Today.
    I saw 2 ducks :3
    They were eating worms c:
    I continued walking to school.















    I heard a rather unusual noise






    the ducks had tried crossing the road, and a car had either not seen the ducks or just didn't care, especially since it didn't stop after hitting one of the ducks.
    Walking home, I saw blood on the road, but no dead duck.
     
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  2. Gooby

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    Poor ducks ;n;
     
  3. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    @DurpehDuckiee
    I think we found out what happened to DurpehDuckie
     
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    sera needs to see this...
     
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    lyk ef yu krei everiteim
     
  6. Rila

    Rila Pyro is top bae

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE DUCKS
    wat wil happen to poodz
     
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  8. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    uhh..
    *goes on his bright side*
    Dun't be sad guys, maybe instead they ran over a human and he crawled to his death, or maybe the driver was so stupid he killed himself
    OR MAYBE IT WAS @DurpehDuckiee HURRR so maybe the ducks were never harmed o3o
     
  9. teitan

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    *screams* NOT THE DUCKS
     
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  10. Fluttershy's Assassin

    Fluttershy's Assassin

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    Duck Dynasty comes to Australia!

    I know I'm a horrible person k?
     
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    NOT THE DUCKS. D:
     
  12. The_Demonstar01

    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    Poor ducks D: