Clumsiness.

So IRl, I am the clumsiest being to ever exist.
I make a lot of mistakes, and I am literally never without fresh wounds.
Like, the other day, I was making myself a bagel, and my dog was behing me, of course, he wanted some of my bagel. I stepped back to go get my brother, and I tripped over my dog. I fell backwards, and my bagel flew out of my hands, sticking to the ceiling. I lay on the ground for a bit, in immense pain, but laughing really hard. There was a bagel. On my ceiling.
I got up, and my mum walked in, and started yelling at me, and I had to explain to her why there was a bagel on the ceiling.
....I still ate it.
I can't be the only one who makes these kind of mistakes, can I?
If you've had any really clumsly mistakes, or anything like that, post it here, I want to feel better about myself heh. jkjk I'm still a horrible person.
But seriously, what are your clumsy mistakes?

 

Well I had a similar incident about 3 or 4 years ago.

So my family was on a long trip, so my mom decided we could get some Burger King. So I got my stuff, and was walking out back to the car, when I managed to trip over like a little tiny depression in the ground and my soda flew out of my hands and spilled all over the carpet part below the seat of my mother's car. Even worse, it was red soda D:

 

I can't go anywhere without falling or tripping
Most of the time I trip on air
and
one time at my Uncle's wake I was standing and I just fell
Let's just say gravity is not my friend.

 

I am a pro at clumsiness. At my student job, not a single day goes by without letting something fall out of my hands.

 

I once set a trap, for a prank on my brother. I was trying to exit the room when I set off the trap, and in turn trapped my self. He came in, to see the commotion, and got trapped himself. We worked at untangling for almost twenty minutes.

 

well for starters ive told this many times i slammed my crush with those lard ass doors that lead into hallways,

but yeah im one of those people who manage to trip over flat surfaces actually in fifth grade i was going to this fair thing and i was saying"yeah im really good at walking backwards" the second i said that i tripped over a curb and fell into a rose bush.. yeah i got up and then said,"ok im really good at walking fowards" i tripped again over the same curb and fell in the rose bush again. not. fun.

long story short im terrible at walking..

lel..