>fuck me i want some breakfast >takes out butter >takes out butter knife >local SAS™ comes in >oi wheres your knife license m8 >shows your license >alright have a good day >goes to pornhub >gets directed to a video of May running through the wheat >"oh, yea they banned porn" >decides to have a snack >puts some vinegar on chips >get arrested >6 months in jail plus 2 for misgendering the local judge >the guy that killed himself only gets 2 months >mfw
