Best Pickup line works every time.

Hey ohhhh wait your so beautiful you made me forgot my pickup line...

Comment in the description if you got better. :)

 

Priceless. Copypaste everywhere.

 

I like every bone in your body, especially mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Girl are you a vaccum, because you sucked my heart

What you thought I was gonna go dirty? Pervert

 

Is ur wifi working coz I think we have a connection

 

Okay, people, please stand back...

Gurl, my fps isn't the only thing going up cuz you're Optifine.

 

Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

 

Did you get this from HaloFollower?

 

Nope.

 

"I ship us together almost as much as I ship Ereni"

Or

"Are you Nutella? Because I wanna spread you"

(@gibbson3 Unrelated but I feel like I know the guy in your avatar from somewhere 0.o)

 

Did you sit on an oven?
Because you look like a fried egg.

(oooh you thought I was gonna say you had a hot ass. lol nope)

 

I DIED OF LAUGHING LMAO

 

I've already told this one before a long time ago, but whatever:
"Hey girl. Are you a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you."

 

kseriously

Im bigger and better then the titanic, only 200 women went down on the titanic
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Did you break wind cause you're blowing me away?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

 

AHAHAHAHAH OMG

 

Wat

 

What times do those legs open girl?

 

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.