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IGN: Whats dat
Age: u dun need to know
Location: PRIVACY PLS
Timezone: 9:20
What times are you most active: not at all bishes
Why do you want to become a helper: SO I CAN BAN PEOPLE AND TAKE OVER MINECRAFT!
Previous experiences as a moderator: i dun has any exp.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: the fak is purchased?
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: OH HEEL NAW
How long have you been playing Minecraft: EVER SINCE U WERE BORN
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: EVER SINCE 1203
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 0.0.0.0.0.1 seconds ago
Why we should choose you: Becush I am gonna ban everyone and take over minecraft!
Anything else you want to add: DIE!!!!