Basically like all the other stories.

WARNING! THIS STORY CONTAINS LANGUAGE AND EXTREME AWESOMENESS!
LEAVE NOW IF YOU HAVE HATE SEXINESS.


*Begins*


-Chapter 1-

The story begins when a bunch of rednecks fiddle with Jerry's computer.
"Try that one!" Some curious redneck asks.
"No! That one!" The other one replies.
"Shut da fok up!" The lead redneck says.
The lead redneck flails his arms in the air.
"WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?! A LAMP?! AM I A LAMP TO YOU?!"
"Very possibly." Jerry says, walking in the door.
"Or even better, an abortion." Harry says, as he walks in the other door.
"Seriously Harry?! An Abortion?!" Jerry screams.
"I thought it would be a good insult" Harry mumbles.
While the brothers are fighting restlessly over an abortion, the rednecks pour Heineken all over Jerry's computer.
"But an abortion is where you.." Jerry's voice trails off.
"Have fun kiddies!" The lead redneck yells, and the other rednecks laugh behind him.
"What about the server?!" Jerry asks.
"Peanuts." Harry says.
"Yum." Jerry replies.
"Chez!" Hai demands as he pops out from the fridge.
"Hai! Get back in the freezer!" Jerry yells.
"Okay.." Hai mumbles.
"We have to save the server." Harry sighs.
"Why are you sighing?" Jerry asks.
"Because I wanted more peanuts." Jerry welps.
"Get yourself together man! We have to get through this!" Jerry demands.
"Your right Jerry." Harry says. "Lets do this."


-Chapter 2-

In the server lobby...

"Hey guys." Chicken says.
"Hey Checkan." Hooves replies.
"Ohai Chickne." Lila says.
"Soup." Mumbles Map.
"Um... Okay?" Chicken replies.
"MAYDAY! SERVER IS ON COMPLETE LOCKDOWN. REMAIN CALM AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE COMFY. WE ALSO SERVER COMPLIMENTARY POPCORN AND FRE-HARRY! SHUT UP! ANYWAY, REMAIN CALM." The loud speaker shouts.
"Was that Jerry on the loudspeaker?" Lila says.
"Most likely. I dont think a loudspeaker would say 'complimentary popcorn'." Chicken replies.
"True dat." Says Hooves.
"Hey Rick Astley." Map says.
"Hi." Says Rick, as he sinks into the ground.
"da fok." says Lila.
"I think it's best that we don't ask." Hooves questions.
"Agreed." The lobby shouts.
"Anyway, so about the lockdo-" Chicken was cut off by a wailing sound.
"What the hell?!" Shouts Map.
The 'Crew' rush to the sound.
"Help!" Shouts Potato.
"Potato is stuck in the Build-It portal!" Shouts Lila.
"No shit." Says Map.
"Thanks for that, Sherlock." Chicken replies.
"Durp." Gurgles Hooves.
"I wuz just trying to halp!" Cries Lila.
"Its okay, we were just being assholes." Replies Chicken.
"IM STILL FUCKIN TRAPPED IN HERE YOU GUYS!!" Yells Potato.
"Oh yeah, right." Says Hooves.
Eventually, the Crew manage to pull out Potato, along with Vaicun, Animoes, Jaddice and Davy.
"That was so weird being trapped in that portal. It felt like I was being molested by liquid." Says Animoes.
"Animoes always knows when to make things awkward." Chicken grins.
"Agreed." Shouts the Lobby.

Thats the end of Part 1 and Part 2! I hope you enjoyed it! Constructive Critisisim is appreciated!
Ill try and make part 3 as soon as I can! Bye!

 

That's a very entertaining story! Keep it up!