Have you ever been on a bad sports team? As in, you guys never won a game in the entire season? One season of baseball, I was the only good player and this one kid was so bad, he was bigger and older than me but I had to teach him to HOLD a baseball. And this other kid, he showed up with a lefty glove because he thought that because he was a righty, he needed to wear a glove on his right hand.