Bad Luck Joey

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by Joeyy, Sep 12, 2016.

  1. Joeyy

    Joeyy Silly Goose of the year 2022 Donator

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    Hey guys!
    So recently, I have had legit the WORST luck out there. Oh your dog died, irrelevant. Your goldfish commited suicide by overdosing on fish flakes. Irrelevant.

    (Please don't thank that offensively, this thread is to make people laugh and cheer up and.... Look at my suffering to benefit their happiness c:)

    First off, Pokémon Go. Today alone, I have missed:
    - Kingler
    - -8384-8 beedrills (even though I have one)
    - Pikachu
    - Raichu
    - Wartortle
    - Snorlax
    - Dratini
    - Dragonair
    - Dragonite (end my suffering)
    - Ivysaur
    - Ponyta
    And what do I get from my egg:
    Goldeen.
    Fucking. Goldeen.
    Kill me please. Legit it's not fair D:.

    Secondly, my oral luck:
    - 2 of my braces have fallen out while I've ate food.
    - Wires removed from braces.
    - I need 2 fillings.
    Come on :c.

    And finally:
    Life:
    I have:
    - Been rejected by the girl I like.
    - been lied to by my best friend.
    - probably started "drama" again in my friend group because of that.
    - turned quite a few against me.
    - Have become an emotional wreck due to my bad luck.

    THAT'S LIFE FOLKS!
    Joey.
     
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  2. Kaylyn

    Kaylyn resigned Donator

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    : (((( im sorry. things will start to look up
     
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  3. iRachel

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    Well not really. Life has it's ups and downs. It's gonna get better at some point. :)
     
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    iWolf Retired Donator

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    we still love you <3
     
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    Rollz rollz Donator

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    Just look at the screen shot one more time and carefully, I wouldn't do that ffs.
     
  6. Joeyy

    Joeyy Silly Goose of the year 2022 Donator

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    I know it's one hell of a depressing thread, but it's meant to be a thread that if you're having a bad day, you'll look at it and feel a little better at yourself.... by looking at someone else's bad day.
     
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    bluetrashbag hi Donator

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    yikes

    if you want to feel worse I caught a blastoise and rwo magmars on the same day