Awkward Pickup Lines #1

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me.

 

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? (Da classic. Overused much?)

 

I have another one @Creamcol77. "If love was time. You'd be eternity"

 

Hi do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

 

If you were a booger you would be the first one I pick. xD

 

If you were a dog at a place with so many other dogs
I'd buy you first.

 

Hi Im like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

 

I want to say @MrDeathWilliam 's pickup line so much (from TS) but I won't... XD

 

Are you a Beatle? Because damn you're hot.

Spoiler: BRB DYING xDD

IM SO SORRY xDDDD

 

If love were* time. Subjunctive mood - Use subjunctive mood when what is stated is contrary to what is.

 

Hey are you homework cuz I should be doing you.

wat

 

Hi is your name Google? Because you are just what I am looking for.

 

If you were a cat, at the pet shop.. I'd buy you firstly than those others.
2:
Do you like trains? Because your love is so fast like a train.
#akward

 

If we are what we eat. Then I could be you by tomorrow.

 

Hey, I'm Batman; wanna know my secret identity?
^Works on my legos all the time^

 

Hi do you like Pokemon? Because Squirtle.

 

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Get your ass in the car *Loads shotgun* before i have to shoot you.

 

Did you know that you have 206 bones in your body? Want to make it 207?

 

Did u fart because u blew me away

 

Did you sit on a pile of sugar because you have a sweet ass