Are your parents aliens?

Do your parents like old music?
Do your parents sometimes READ?
Do your parents think loud music hurts their ears?
Do your parents think video games are bad for you?
Do your parents think school is good?

If any of these are correct, then they are. If all of them are, they are alien kingsand queens.

 

Yes, they like old music. Old music is the best music, unless you count modern stuff like Daft Punk.

Of course they read, they're educated, literate human beings...

Loud music hurts everyone's ears, it's a fact of life...

They think that games like Call of Duty are bad for you, but I have no interest in buying Call of Duty any time soon...

Yes... because school is good. You'd be a hobo on the side of the street without school. While it doesn't exactly teach most important things, as CGP Grey said, it "de-animalizes you."

They're not aliens because they're normal human beings...

 

I like being a hobo.

 

I actually like school though. I'm the smartest in my class. Lol!

 

Can you please stop double posting?
Use the edit button please.

 

Am I aloud to answer this... lol...
Sorry! I'll stop! I forgot about that button. Please forgive me...

 

If my parents are aliens....what am I?!?!!

 

*jaw drops*

 

+5000

 

Yes

My mother and father don't necessarily fit these descriptions, but they are aliens...

...of this country, legal alien immigrants, that is.

 

1) Kind of. I like classic rock, like 60's and 70's.
2) No but I do.
3) No.
4) They could care less.
5) They think education is important, as do I.

But yes, they are aliens. They both come from Mexico.

 

Do your parents like old music? Kind of
Do your parents sometimes READ? No
Do your parents think loud music hurts their ears? No
Do your parents think video games are bad for you? No
Do your parents think school is good? Yes

 

1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. Yes

 

1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Some games they think are bad
5 yes