Any stupid stories on the server?

Say a stupid story you expirenced on the server.

Mine:

I was in creative 1 and this guy said something. I forgot who he was and what he said what was on his plot. I tpa'ed and I got stuck in a jail cell. Great. Now what?
Thank the lord for messaging!

I asked a member for help. I think her username was like redrose or something.
She tpaed to the guy who trapped me and asked for permissions.

Thankfully she got it and broke me out.

Anything similar to this?

Post Below.

 

First of all, /p h will fix that situation

And idk there was someone who thought everyone loved her and I was laughing so hard because one thing she said was "love me or don't love me because you love me"

 

I don't know where to start. Gimme a sec to gather my stories.

 

Ok um.. What is listed below is embarrassing..

So I was on BJAX831 (My old account) that was a boy skin and stuff (It was my brothers account)
Then I went on C2 and hosted a Skin comp and one of the girls asked to date me....
I just quickly disconnected with the server, I was saying to my self.. OMG OMG OMG.. I NEED A NEW ACCOUNT

 

I was a noob when this happened. XD I probably just got MC 2 days ago

 

Yep, one minute just quickly want to think of one.
*walks off*
*trot trot trot*
*trot trot trot back*
Hey, so which one *holds up a book the fking width of the odyssey*
How about, the one where I reported someone for telling me I lost in a skin comp?
Oh, or the one where I added people to my plot and said hey want to grief me? (I thought grief meant to build with o.o) and they did.
So many lovely stories
Aahhh.

 

This PINGAS thread http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/create-your-own-story-2-0.48296/

 

Stop going off-topic and its not smilar as that thread.

Okay one day, I said 'Any Maze/Mini-Games??? msg me' and a player said 'My dog eat dog sh*t' and another player said 'Does your dog eat dog d*cks' and I asked slevin about it ;-;