Have a very jerry Christmas Its the weird time of the year I don't know if there'll be jokes but have a jar of cheer Have a very jerry Christmas and when u smell his feet say hello to his friend Bo despite the scary meet Oh no The massive gas flow Blew right down the street My golly he lost his shoe Kick it once for me Have a very jerry Christmas And if u didn't hear Oh my golly have a very jerry Christmas, this year Have a very jerry Christmas Its the smelly time of the year Farts and burps, melt the snow but have a jar of cheer Have a very jerry Christmas And he screams in your ear Say hello to my friend Bo despite the scary meet Please no! The massive gas flow Flew right through the street My golly pray for you Please don't lose this team Have a very jerry Christmas And if u didn't hear Oh my golly have a very jerry Christmas, this year Merry Christmas! Song written by: Creeper5484