A nonsense poem with all the staff names in it.

I have decided to create a pun compendium with all staff names in the form of a poem, enjoy.

I've always wanted to meet the wizard of Ezz, but I always wonder:

What if this is my final Destination?

I'll wish upon a Star that it isn't.

What if I never meet a Kim man or a talking Snake?

I'd have to Scout out the whole land.

I could Nether do that in a day.

So, I asked my friend the Wolf:

"Kaii, How are you doing? Willya help me?"

"KoNO" He replied.

He then Electrified me with a Jer of eels, and asked:

"Are you Dead yet?"

"I'll Nether die" I responded

"Good, then you can become a Spy"

"Har har, funny joke"

"Stop, or I will murder you with this Nickel."

"Fine, but I'll become Xenon and float away."

"Then I'll force your PC into constant Capslock."

"PLEASE DON'T!"

"SMGee, give me a reason not to. You're such a Noob."

"Because I'll Assassinate you if not."

"Ok, you're free, bye." He said, while evaporating into Bubbles, as he entered into the Matrix. "NESSIE IS REAL!"

I know knew that I needed to fulfill my Maximum potential.

He Picked out a Treant and rode through the Smoggy day.

I then jumped onto the back of a Pheonix, who flew me to the mountaintop where the great Xandalf lived.

The mountain was pretty sAndy. Y he was Flying Into Other Tree peoples' Realms, he did not know.

Xandalf emerged from the dense, Jittery shrubs, holding a Chicken.

"Hey dude, take this chicken and Brake it. Then make it into a Cake pls thx." He said, throwing the chicken at me.

The chicken was fat and Meaty.

"Emma! Emma! Emma!" It cried.

Instead of making it into a cake I made it into a Burrito.

"BurriNO, at least make Morcob salad, please."

His Shadow grew, as he threw a Zack of croutons at me.

"Take these to Victoria, B.C., please."

The minute I Left, I started Lagging, and I fell off a cliff, and into a shrub of Sushi.

"WUFF WUFF BORK BORK!" I heard.

I had fallen into the cave of Jake the Gamer dog. I was screwed.

I Prae that I will not get eaten, and that Bee movie 2 will bee anounced.

THE END

Quality engrish 11.5/10

If I forgot any staff members, please tell me so I can make their name cringy.

 

this is why people make staff apps

 

I feel like you're forgetting something.