A dark secret about carrots

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but I liek eating carrots ;-;

 

But, but, but.. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!
;-;
sarcasm overload

 

This can maybe change your mind
Carrots were originally purple

Spoiler

 

I already know that :/

 

lolwut

 

No wonder this carrot I found seemed suspicious.

 

I used to eat carrots but now I'm going to kill people with them. Thanks for the advice! really helped.
Now, who's next?

 

Uhhh
Carrots are good for your eyes

 

Drugs are awesome.

 

Good thing I don't care about my eyes

 

ALL THESE YEARS.... FOR NOTHING ;_;

 

So Mappy was really out to kill NES poni with carrots...

 

Sshhhshshshhshhhhhhhh.

 

HEY DID YOU KNOW CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR EYESIGHT?

 

Shuuush.
No, I was out to make nes poni less fat. c:

 

I am inspired.

 

Carrots are yucky...

 

Ah, shite.

Now ah gotta stop drinkin' that Sparkle-Cola...

(If you've ever read "Fallout: Equestria", you'd get the reference.)