Windows has encountered a problem. Our firewall is being breached by virus.kebabini.win7.exe what do we do? [Remove Kebab From Existence] [Take Constantinople And Form Byzantium]
CHOOSE ONE BEFORE ATHENS FALLS OTTOMANS ARE PUSHING FOR IT JUST GIVE THEM THE FUCKING SAHLEPI RECIPE THEY WANT
Give me the greek flag! *gives modern greece flag* No, the original, *gives kingdom of greece flag* I said the original.. *gives Byzantium flag* There you go
Now that you have roasted your byzantium in the oven, sprinkle some 1453 on it for the authentic taste of the ottoman cuisene
Έχω ένα βυζάντιο, έχω ένα Οθωμανοί, εεε, 1453, έχω έναν τοίχο, έχω μια πολιορκία, εεε πολιορκούσαν την Κωνσταντινούπολη με λίγα λόγια.
tfw when some Greek modder makes a Byzantium mod Turkey's name is "Türkçe İmparatorluk" which would translate to "Turkish Language Empire"