vipa

I'm taking over your profile page.
I win.

How could you change your avatar? Ich was best thing in das world!

I must shave my face and drink my hairs, because I was stupid enough to make a bet.

Nice avatar m8.

"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing."

Never try snorting salt and pepper.

GERMANY BEAT INDIA WOO

Spartans never die.

If ISIS tries to bomb Brazil, they'll get mugged, with their suicide vests stolen, then they get Zika, and go back and all of ISIS dies.

Nein

Halo ist gut game für dummkopfs like us.
By dummkopfs ich mean smart people.

Always remember, kids, that dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

What are your thoughts on the reset? (Also, can I use this response in a thread later today? :P)

It is only when a mosquito lands on your nuts that you realize that there are other ways to solve problems than violence.

What do you call a German who drinks beer too much?

yeah that’s a nice resume mr hendrix but are you experienced?

OH ITS VERY HARD TO OFFEND U WANNA BETTTTT

What do you call a lasgun with a laser sight? Twin-linked.

Sorry about earlier, I didn't have gold since I haven't touched my xbox in 6 months. Just bought one month for 1 dollar lol, Microsoft is the real mvp.

Do you like halo, as well?