I feel like Canada is the United States' younger brother, but they have some hormone disorder and they're 2 times bigger. Then Mexico is just the little fat baby brother.
Meanwhile in America: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU TOO! AAARRGG!! I NEED MORE MONEY! I NEED MORE POWER! GIMME PRESIDENCY!!!! OBAMACARE IS STUPID!! AAAA!!!
Hippy barthday. "Happy birthday to you, you smell like a shoe. You look like a TNT arrow, and you live in a...... cuckoo clock"