Best Playground Insults

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*long pause*


YA' DOORKNAB!

That was way too mean I'm so sorry please forgive me I feel terrible

 

ur baneed frum my meincreft server.

 

I made a child do a middle finger.


I'm nice

 

I'll knock over your sand castle >:(

 

You're so fat you don't fit in the slide.

 

you mama so ugly bob the builder said:,"i can't fix that!"

 

My mom saved a note the principle of my preschool wrote about when I stabbed a kid with a plastic fork. The principle also mentioned how I bent the fork. Lmao.

 

I'm not sharing my toys with you anymore >:(

 

you hair is a birds nest

 

Oh yeah! your hair smells like a skunk lives in it!

 

you cant go to my house tonight

 

Youre face is so dumb that youre mom sucks

 

your grammar is terrible
your roast is terrible

 

Youre faces is tarible

 

your fidget spinner is prettier than you

 

Your face's fidget spinner... okay I'm running out of your face jokes.
Your legos represent the shaype of youre HEAD

 

The contraction 'you're' means 'you are'.
Faces is the plural of face, but I have one face.
Terrible*

shape* your*

 

I know...
It's a kindergarten insults thread

 

I'm trying to act like the one nerd you had in kindergarten xD