Step 1. Take your dinglebop and smooth it out with handfuls of shleem. Once done, poke out the shleem for later batches. Step 2. Take your dinglebop and push it through a grumbo. Step 3. Rub fleeb up against the dinglebop, once rubbed will deliver fleeb juice. Step 4. A Shlomey is needed to rub and spit on the dinglebop for your plumbus to be formed. Step 5. Cut the fleeb as there are several hizzards in the way of your plumbus. Step 6. A blampf is needed to rub against the chumbles to morph the plumbus. Step 7. Shave away the ploobus and grumbo. Step 8. Enjoy your regular old plumbus!
Thanks for the shitpost but I already know how a plumbus is made. I still don't know what it's used for but I'll furnish it regardless!
...Does it fry things that come from the toilet? I heard that some people would eat anything if it was fried well enough.