Really bad jokes!

Try and make awful jokes about Minecraft related stuff!

Here's mine:

I feel like I'm FORGED to download this mod.

I really need friends.

 

Are memes allowed?

 

Sure, YOLO

 

I know this MC-unrelated, but:

What are the 6 most frequently occurring ponies in MLP called?
The mane 6.

(Sadly, most bronies really do use the term "mane 6", which I myself despise. Bad puns suck and they always will, so I refuse to say "mane 6" despite being the term among bronies and simply say "main 6".)

 

Ooo ooo here's mine:

Wut

 

Spruce Lee vs Chunk Norris

 

A blind man walks into a bar...

and a chair
and a table

 

Joke: Why was six afraid of seven?
Answer: because seven ATE NINE!
So dumb, right?

 

So, how are you forging today?
I'm pretty optifine, you?

 

Alright- I stole these off of the internet xDD oops

You can do anything in Minecraft!
Except for circles, never circles
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God: I can make an entire world
Notch: I can make endless worlds
God: I can make circles
Notch: ...
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What 1.8 mob will slow down your comp?
Rendermen
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Guess you're a chip off the old block
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Do what I tell you. Ore else

 

What do you call miley cyrus's wrecking ball in minecraft

IMPOSSIBLE

 

This forest us unBEARable.
Eating clocks is TIME-CONSUMING.

 

wait I know one:

Super Chunk vs. Bruce Tree

WINNER: Super chunk, since it's corrupted and Bruce Tree falls in