The problem with staff

This is just my opinion, pls no warnings.

People who cause the trouble must be stopped. Clearly, the gorilla hunters. Staff do things that the problem and so the hunt for gorillas must be stopped.

Example scenario:

1. Player 1: Staff stop African gorillas!
2. Staff: *warns gorilla*
3. Gorilla 1: ooo

As you can see, this can't be solved easily, staff must server.

Another thing that really bothers me is staff not green tea. I know, people talked about this before but it's still happening and if nobody says anything about it we'll have gorilla about 100 players per day which is absolutely insane.
Carpet riders fixed the issue back in 2012 but it didn't seem to do anything.
Staff are great and stuff but mice do have mouths and it shouldn't go under the radar.

The last issue I want to mention mainly happens in parkour: people fight and it's dangerous because they aren't wearing shorts. Not only inappropriate, but also green. Staff don't do shit about it, trust me, I've been there.

That's pretty much it, thanks.

 

This treatment of Gorillas needs to stop.
>:c #SaveTheGorillas

 

Honestly, I'm so tired of the players saying that we don't deal with this issue. It's dealt with everyday. Don't you understand? Staff can't change the fact that Harambe is dead. We must deal with all his clones and hope to god one day he resurrects and blesses us again with another child hostage situation. Jesus, honestly.

 

I feel stupid because I don't understand.

 

I'll make it short for ya:
Staff are basically causing troubles parkour when gorillas green are playing on the server, which causes many problems, even on the forums.
In my thread I basically put light green on the issue because we've had it since 2012 but nobody says anything about it :/

 

Ah, I get it now.

 

And now I am confused again.

 

what the actual steak

 

Wow, real mature bro. This is actually a great example to staff behavior in this zoo problem.
You're supposed to make it so I gorilla and not green, which is something not only you, but all staff fail to do.
Shit like this would never happen back when I was staff and I'm sick of it. I only asked for gorillas, is it that hard to understand? -_-

 

/ban @e[type=Gorilla]

 

Tarzan does not approve.

 

???
I don't get this.

 

Steak is delicious. :)

 

Another problem,
they keep resigning

 

Harambe