The Stupid Story!

Ok! In this game, you write about something that happend to you (like something funny in the server on in real life) But the challange is to not write any word correctly, You have to be as stupid as you can. For example: Helu gais tudai mi iz 2 bi telin u hau i iz mit pipol awn ze serva"...
If you write a word correctly, you fail! xD!
BEGIN!

 

tudai wi et piza end i frew som on mai broder's fas

tru stori.

 

i smak kamd mai sesta

 

won tiem i gat owt af baed aend i tripz oen da floar iat huwt

 

i lernd abowt da furreh fandum an nowe i ahm ah furreh.
trew storey

 

iye wonc ped ma pats ande den mumma go made
mah frst memry

 

I fwartwed inwe publwic

 

HOIW IMBARASSINH.
I haite wen dat hapanz.

 

i ferted oen me brether fece

 

iwe atwe ehh rowten pwtza

 

I cri evrtim

 

tudey i aet a bonana end iot teste groit.

 

2dai ei wnt 2 toylet

 

tudoy iwn pee e, i gat sewemteem sutips.

 

tudai nofing hapiend.

 

i weent 2 skhool an 8 som sanwitches et tastd relly bed becuz et smlld lick shiet.

 

ist liek iv joey arr aad nooobb in wroaaitin ent det joe knet writnew wefddll, aldons Isd goof notwe tow schiofdl tocyday becaidese ig hav ehadva cadiation

 

ei laik fwaaaating iwa sista' butoks