Awful Pick-up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by PhantomStar, Feb 8, 2017.

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  1. sss

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    sss, Feb 12, 2017
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    goddamn this just proves why all of us are single (or should be)
     
    KokichiOma, Feb 12, 2017
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    Hey, do you think I am late for this?
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    Nicohle, Feb 16, 2017
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    Is there a cellphone in your backpocket?

    Cause that ass is calling me (;
     
    Phoenix, Feb 22, 2017
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    If you were a booger, i'd pick you first
     
    namename321, Feb 22, 2017
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    You're like the square root of 100! A perfect ten.
     
    Syrian, Feb 22, 2017
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    did you just fart because you blew me away

    my love for you is like diarrhoea - I just can't hold it in
     
    bluetrashbag, Mar 6, 2017
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  14. DiblyyIsGone

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    lets bone
     
    DiblyyIsGone, Mar 7, 2017
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    Cringaholic Lord of Da Beans Donator

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    Well at least it's straight to the point
     
    Cringaholic, Mar 7, 2017
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    Are you a K-Pop idol? Cause you and I can take a trip on the Seoul Train
     
    tobiyo254, Mar 7, 2017
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    Are you a blonde, because I'd go Dumb for you

    (I tried.)
     
    Joeyy, Mar 7, 2017
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