Awful Pick-up Lines

It's nearly Valentine's Day, and I'm guessing most of us are still single. Probably because all of our pickup lines suck, right? Let's find out!

"Hey, do you like water? Then you already like 60% of me. ;)"

Also please keep them clean. If they're too dirty I might remove them.

Edit: No wonder I'm failing Biology.

 

are you and orphanage?

because i want to give you children

 

not stolen from a meme page

 

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

 

"Hey gurl, Do you know what's on the menu? Me-and-U

 

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears

 

Can I get a picture of you to show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If that doesn't work, go to this Blog titled, 50 Pick-Up Lines For the Manly and Desperate

You're welcome.

 

I'd say a pickup line, but i'd rather pick you up and make you mine
heh

 

Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!

 

girl did you sit on sugar? cause that ass look sweet!

 

Girl, are you a Pokemon?
Because I want a Pikachu. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

 

i was feeling a little down today but you definitely turned me on

 

Thanks!

I just realized this isn't my thread..
oh..
I thought this was my thread for a second.
oops.
but whatever

 

If you hold a flower then look at yourself in the mirror
you will see TWO flowers

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
I'm lonely