Mommy, when I grow up...

Nub, You'd be trippin' balls with that dinosaur.

Mommy, when I grow up, want to do joints with me?

 

Son, I only smoke in privacy. NOW GO TELL YOUR FATHER TO TAKE THE WEED BROWNIES OUT OF THE OVEN.

Mommy, when I grow up, can I run away forever to Norway to watch Ylvis?

 

Sure, dont forget clean under wear [Pokemon 1st episode reference]

Mommy when i grow up can i eat shovels

 

yesh

Mummy, When i grow up cen i b doge?

 

k dont get killed
Mummy, when i grow up can I be a Apple

 

Mommy, when I grow up, can I live with an unlimited supply of bacon?

 

YESH YESH YESH

Mommy,when i grow up can i re-make flappy bird?

 

As long as all the credits go to me then yes

Mommy when I grow up, can you reply to ItsSol cause noone every replyed to him, forever alone

 

No that would cause worldwide extinction.

Mommy when I grow up can I get plastic surgery so I look like this.

 

oh hell no.

mom, when i grow up, can I work at McDonalds?

 

No, you shall work at Wumbo.Inc to make the iWumbo 1337th gen

Mummy, when I grow up. Can I set you to Wumbo?

 

NO! WUMBO IS DEAD!
Mummy, when I grew up, can use inproper grammer en leeluh wunt care abut spellin?

 

Hmm...no... :D
Especially because you said that wumbo is dead. :c
Mommy, when I grow up, can I kill you? c:

 

Yeah sure, make sure to let dad know!

Mummy, wen I grew up can i keel ower kittee?

 

yES AND MAKE SURE TO COOK IT FOR DINNAR FO' ME AS WELL.

Mommy when I grow up can I be a narwhal...like pls

 

Dear, did you get into daddy's shroom closet again?

Memmy, wen I grow up can i eated ower duggy.

 

Ok!!!!! I love that Job

Mommy when I grow up can I steal a dump truck and destory every1

 

Go ahead and destroy everyone.
So, Mommy, when I grow up, can I become an assassin?

 

Okay but you must kill Justin Bieber first...
Mummeh, can i twrk liek milei syrus?

 

no

Mommy, when I grow up can you answer no on this question?