Tell your nerdiest joke!

The scientist's sister stepped on his foot, what did that scientist say?





Mitosis

 

Two scientists walk into a bar, one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "I'll have some H20, too." The second scientist dies shortly after.

 

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

 

!false

it's funny because it's true

 

Take these chemistry jokes somewhere else and barium.

 

If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear

 

I got two:

1. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

 

my drug dealer cracks me up

 

What do you get when you put Root Beer in a square glass?

Beer.
a good joke for a german yesyes

 

just be careful, someone might weed you out.

 

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

He used classical conditioning.

 

america defeated communism.

 

kill me for unoriginal joke

 

Two antennas meet and fall in love with each other and got married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was!

 

A Photon walks into a church

The priest says "sorry, we only have mass here"