Why Opposite Day isn't a thing

Because if it's Opposite Day then it's not Opposite Day.

 

Did I just get mind blown for the first time in ages?

 

But what if it's opposite day right now, and you're trying to trick me when really It's not opposite day, but it is, so it isn't.

 

If opposite day is really opposite day, that means its the opposite of opposite day which is normal day, but if it is the opposite of a normal day, that must mean it is opposite day. But If opposite day is really opposite day, that means its the opposite of opposite day which is normal day, but if it is the opposite of a normal day, that must mean it is opposite day. But If opposite day is really opposite day, that means its the opposite of opposite day which is normal day, but if it is the opposite of a normal day, that must mean it is opposite day. But If opposite day is really opposite day, that means its the opposite of opposite day which is normal day, but if it is the opposite of a normal day, that must mean it is opposite day. But If opposite day is really opposite day, that means its the opposite of opposite day which is normal day, but if it is the opposite of a normal day, that must mean it is opposite day. But If opposite day is really opposite day, that means its the opposite of opposite day which is normal day, but if it is the opposite of a normal day, that must mean it is opposite day. But If opposite day is really opposite day, that means its the opposite of opposite day which is normal day, but if it is the opposite of a normal day, that must mean it is opposite day.

 

gasp

 

tell that to spongebob and patrick along with my childhood