Mom's spaghetti

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  1. left4lag

    left4lag Moderator Plus Staff Member Mod+

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    ahem.

    Harry's weak
    Jerry's sweaty
    Willy's heavy
    Mom's spaghetti.

    That is all. Thank you.
     
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  2. heroinfather

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    oml you actually did it :')
     
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  3. OfficerDeadly

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    Someone needs to actually sing this and record it.


    MAKE IT A FULL SONG TOO PLEASE
     
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  4. ThereAre2Genders

    ThereAre2Genders according to all know laws of aviation Donator

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    I wrote a full song, you are all welcome
    a beautiful song about a guy becoming staff and thats really it :D

    Lose Your Hat Harry
    Genimememem

    Look
    If you had
    One server
    Or one really weird IGN
    To op anyone you ever wanted
    In one command
    Would you capture it
    Or just like warn a bunch of people?
    Yo
    His palms are Jerry, Harrys weak, Willy is heavy
    There's Xenon on his NES already, mom''s spaghetti
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks like Jerry or Harry
    To drop warnings, but he keeps on banning
    What he wrote down, the whole server goes so loud
    He opens his server, but the console is broken now
    He's chokin', how, everybody's spamming all chat now
    The clocks run out, times up, over, SHUT DOWN!
    Snap back to reality, why isnt everything all blocky?
    Oh, there goes my mom making spaghetti again smh, he choked
    He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? Probably he needs MC
    He won't have it, he knows his friends list is waiting for him to log on
    It don't matter, he's buying stuff, they know that, but he's trying to buy GOD rank
    He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his the server tho, that's when its time to brag
    Back to skywars again yo, this whole server gonna wish they were me
    He better go capture this moment and hope it don't dont make his game crash
    You better lose yourself in the game, the moment
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one GOD rank, do not miss your chance to test out all the minigame perks
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
    You better lose yourself in the server, the minigames
    You own it, you better never sell it to someone who doesnt deserve it
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to GO
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
    The proxy's escaping, through this stupid lag thats playin
    This server is mine for the running
    Make me owner, as we move toward a, new server world owner
    A normal life is borin', but with this server we can keep mowing
    It only grows better, only grows faster
    He helps us all over this server is now 1.10
    Coast to coast shows, he's known as the server moderator
    Lonely roads, the staff only knows, he's grown farther from GOD rank, moving up to who knows
    He goes home and barely knows his own friends list
    But hold your breath because here comes the promotion
    His friends don't want him no mo, he's promoted now to MOD+
    They moved on to the next server who flows, his ranks growin GROWN
    So the staff is worried bout him, I suppose it's old partna, but the server goes on
    Da da dumb da dumb da da
    You better lose yourself in the server, the moment
    You own it, you better never lose that Admin Rank
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance become Co-Owner
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
    You better lose yourself in the server, you run it!
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one oppurtunity, do not miss your chance to become Co-Owner
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
    No more games, I'm a change what you think about this
    Tear this rank off like two dogs caged
    I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
    I been chewed up and spit out and left with my GOD rank
    But I kept trying and stepwritin' the next staff application
    Best believe somebody's payin' the readers
    All the pain inside amplified by the
    Fact that I can't ever get my precious rank back
    Five and I can't provide the right type of
    rank for me 'cause man, these stupid perks wont let me help
    And its no movie, there's no chance of re tryin
    This is my life and this job is so hard
    And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my plans
    See dishonor caught up between bein' a GOD rank and a Helper
    I gotta get their attention im still screaming
    For me to want to say in one spot, another win or not
    Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
    To formulate a plot for me to maybe be a builder?
    Builder is my only closest option, failures not
    Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go, I cannot grow old in this old rank
    So here I go this is my shot
    Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got
    You better lose yourself in the building, the blocks
    You own it, you better never clear this plot
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
    You better lose yourself in the map submission, harry's reading it
    You own it, you better never let him go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to become builder
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
    You did it, this whole song was unnecessary though :D

    EDIT: ItsJerry just liked this and im in 100% fangirl mode
     
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  6. Spooky

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    someone should make like a whole mixtape of the j&h staff rapping this oml
     
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