Constant pain in stomach

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  1. Dead

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    Ive been fine for a while now and just at the time of this post my stomach randomly started to hurt a lot. Like a LOT. it feels like someone is stabbing it over and over again and it hasnt gone away yet, any way of stopping this?
     
    Dead, Sep 18, 2016
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    If this has been an on-going thing, I suggest getting it check out.
    Earlier this year, I had severe stomach pains, which actually turned out to be appendicitis.
    I really suggest getting it checked out. Better safe than sorry.
    Hope this helped!
     
    capsa, Sep 18, 2016
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    Drink some buttermilk, stay on light, cool foods for some time, and no junk or outside food, they may be contributing to the stomach pains, and it's also important to see a doctor.
     
    vipa, Sep 18, 2016
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  4. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    Try taking a dump, that usually works for me.
     
    ItsJerry, Sep 18, 2016
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    What if you are constipated
     
    Superfrog, Sep 18, 2016
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    Good point. I wouldn't know. Maybe laxatives?
     
    ItsJerry, Sep 18, 2016
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    Great topic.
     
    Walter0698, Sep 18, 2016
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    What if you have no laxatives?
     
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    Try to avoid ANY dairy products, stick to your regular diet (by saying this I'm assuming you do not eat McDonalds everyday), don't eat anything new whilst you have stomach pains, have a balanced diet of fresh vegetables and wheat. Get some fresh air, go to the toilet (even if you don't have to) and usually lying down helps me in these sort of situations. Talk to your parents- a doctor, or anybody you know will not have dodgy information AND OR information that may be on personal experience, and ask for possible solutions/what to do
     
    Odilon, Sep 18, 2016
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    I don't know exactly how, but get well soon!
     
    bluetrashbag, Sep 19, 2016
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    I had the same and it turned out to be a virus... But I also had headaches and I couldn't feel my legs sometimes. Anyways, get well soon.
     
    Phoenix, Sep 19, 2016
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    I would really suggest you go and see a doctor and discuss the problem with them, hopefully they can diagnose your problem.
     
    Strikyn, Sep 20, 2016
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    Looking at WebMD it looks like you only have 4 days to live. Sorry
     
    ANumber2Pencil, Sep 20, 2016
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    You might be getting a man period.
     
    Magical, Sep 20, 2016
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  15. dinoceros

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    you always ruin everything serious on every thread
     
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    Just because my answer contains the topic of defecation does not mean it cannot be serious advice. You seem to believe that because my usual humor is constructed around scatology, my previous response also has to be of similar nature, but it is the exact contrary. In fact, I thought it was common knowledge that stomach discomfort can simply mean having to do a number two. After all, it is the critical final stage of digestion, a process that breaks down large insoluble food molecules into small water-soluble molecules so that they can be absorbed into the blood plasma. Humans typically expel feces with a frequency varying from a few times daily to a few times weekly. Waves of muscular contraction - also known as peristalsis - in the walls of the colon move fecal matter through the digestive tract towards the rectum where it's excreted through the anus. If defecation is delayed for a prolonged period the fecal matter may harden, resulting in constipation. Constipation is a common cause of stomach ache. Frankly, I have recently had the pleasure to experience this exact situation and was able to resolve it by the simple act of taking a dump, personally proving that my advice could very well be of use here. Therefore, I hereby declare your argument to be invalid.
     
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    cant tell if response is serious or not
     
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    :/
    He's giving serious advice, all that is true and it has worked for numerous people including myself.
     
    ChargedMerc, Sep 21, 2016
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    well im sorry but if jerry was actually serious, he should have made it more obvious
    your whole channel and popularity is based around poop and fart jokes and you just respond with "Try taking a dump, usually works for me" and then you repsond to me with a huuuge wall of text saying " it is therefore that I hereby declare your argument to be invalid." like what loll
     
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  20. ItsJerry

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    From my observations, you seem to be the one here who is not very serious. I have single-handedly deconstructed both your responses with valid arguments including accurate factual information based on scientific research and my personal experience to further prove my point. Your counterargument, "cant tell if response is serious or not. his whole channel is based on poop and fart jokes XD", displays a lack of knowledge and ability to correctly use both the grammar of Standard English and the punctuation that accompanies it, not to mention the lack of capitalization. To me this displays a level of non-seriousness and even immaturity. From your writing style and choice of words I can accurately estimate your age to be about twelve years old, nearing thirteen. Although this is not necessarily an indicator of non-seriousness, it is below the age of majority in all countries worldwide, further empowering my opening statement. Both of my previous responses and this one display a proper level of grammar, capitalization, and punctuation for a non-native English user, this should be a clear sign that I am indeed "being serious".
     
    ItsJerry, Sep 21, 2016
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