Unfortunately:Fortunately

Fortunately, This was all a dream.

 

Fortunately, he was happy again later

 

Unfortunately, he realized he couldn't be happy because he suffers from severe depression.

 

Fortunately, he has hopes of becoming better

 

Unfortunately, the doctors told him it wouldn't get better so he's stuck with severe depression.

 

Fortunately, The docter didnt know what he was talking about

*doctor to lazy to fix it

 

Unfortunately, this thread is dead

 

Fortunately, it got revived.

 

Unfortunately, bananas

 

Fortunately, I ate a banana and it tasted good :)

 

Unfortunately, I'm allergic to bananas

 

Fortunately, it was actually bacon.

 

Unfortunately, bacon ceased to exist at that moment in time

 

Fortunately, harambe saved the day

 

Unfortunately, there was a child near harambe, and harambe died

 

Fortunately, the child didnt die

 

Unfortunately, the child was still there, resulting in harambe's death

 

Fortunately, the child still was NOT dead.

 

He never actually died....
But the police shot him because it was a threat to the child???
u wot m8

Unfortuantely, pineapples

 

Fortunately, mangos

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