Battle the person above you!

Try to attack the person above your post. You can use any weapons, tactics, etc. Be creative.

Player 1: Nothing actually
Player 2: Hits P1 with a mace after a flank
Player 3: Jumps out of a helicopter to slash P2 with a ninja sword
Player 4: Gives P3 tampered candy for halloween
Player 5: Slowly draws blood from needles in P4 until death

Be creative!

 

Traps Darkstar in a lego room where he can only step on Legos until his feet start to bleed and he bleeds to death.

 

I put jacob sartorius on with a thirty-inch speaker.

You die from cringe.

 

You die too, since the speaker wouldn't only affect me.