Simplified guide to sexualities

Have you ever been confused when someon said they are 'pansexual'? Of course you have, but worry not, for I have a simplified guide to identify sexualities.

Homosexual: Being attracted to houses, apartments and any other buildings.
Asexual: Attraction towards things that start with 'A'.
Pansexual: Being attracted to pans, pots and other kitchen necessities.
Metrosexual: Attraction towards metros, trains, or other forms of public transportation.
Transexual: Feeling a strong love for 'The Transformers'
Polysexual: Being attracted to polygons.
Demisexual: Undying love for Demi Lovato.

 

somebody will get offended by this

 

You forgot Bisexual and Hetrosexual

 

I couldn't find anything for those two.

 

I have something for bisexual.

When I told someone I was Bisexual they didn't know what it meant and thought I was attracted to bicycles

 

and heterosexual is someone who hates a row sexually

idk

 

that's actually a really good hybrid bike lol

holy fuck thats hot

 

Haha! Funny! xD so hilarious! Like literally so funny I'm crying! Haha!!!!!!!

 

OMFG IAM BISEXUALLL I JUST LOVE THIS BICYCLE

 

I absolutely died when I read this. Probably the funniest thread I've read before in a long time, good job xD

 

xD

 

I'd smash

 

hot.

 

I legit almost died, I couldnt breathe


iwouldsmashitsohard

I'm queer, but find no offense in this, it's comedy gold!

I love what you said for those sexualities, but you forgot one...

Androsexual
( yes it's actually a sexuality)

Being v v v v v v v v v attracted to Androos.

 

You forgot toucansexual.

 

i see no difference
(sorry for random post i had to acknowledge that i understood the reference)

 

oh my god yes I find pans so attractive I honestly want to do one

 

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butarentyouactuallyCARMSEXUALlolthatwasobad