Unfortunately:Fortunately

Fortunately, a man named Barry then gave him a whole box of cookies.

 

Unfortunately, The box had nothing but Justin Bieber Magazines that nobody liked and there was no food for miles.

 

Fortunately, there was a Target with food 15000000 miles away.

 

Unfortunately, Bob got beat up and. was sent 100,000,000 miles away into a desert with 86 Tornadoes.

 

Fortunately, Bob got picked up by a tornado and launched into space where he hit a radioactive start and gained the ability to time travel, and then Bob proceeded to go back in time so none of this ever happened .

 

Unfortunately, The same thing happened again every time he went back in time.

 

Fortunately, Bob had a cool ass story to tell all his friends.

 

Unfortunately, Bob had no friends to tell his story to.
Poor Bob. :(

 

Fortunately, he went back to time to Pre-K where he told everyone his cool ass story.

 

Unfortunately, the majority of the words were hard for kindergardeners, so they couldn't understand most of it.

 

Fortunately, the teacher made it simple for the kindergardeners so they could understand the story.

 

Unfortunately, the teacher was a bich and instead switched some words into offensive stuff, making poor little Bob lonely again.

 

Fortunately, they didn't understand those offensive words.

 

Unfortunately the parents of the kids did.

 

Fortunately, the teacher was fired for using profoundly inappropriate words.

@Stellarite joining your #teamfortunately

 

Unfortunately, the teacher is back in the another kindergarten.

 

Fortunately, Bob was in the kindergarten that the teacher was not in.

 

Unfortunately, it was lunch time and the cook was another bitch and set the school on fire.

 

Fortunately, she set it on fire metaphorically by hosting a mega dance party in the cafeteria

 

Unfortunately, the mega dance party caused a huge fire.