Unfortunately:Fortunately

Fortunately, Red Bull gives you wings.

 

Unfortunately, they uncontrollably flew away because they grew wings.

 

Fortunately, They left a small puddle of Red Bull on the ground so bob wiggled his way to it and drank up.

 

Unfortunately, he started flying in the direction of the cops.

 

Fortunately, the cops stood there like bowling pins and he knocked them over like the bowling ball he was.

 

Unfortunately, the wings wear off after a few minutes.

 

Fortunately, he ate the potato from the produce aisle and turned invisible.

 

Unfortunately, milk got spilled all over him and people saw a dripping, white sillhouette of a character.

 

Fortunately, the dripping stopped a few seconds after.

 

Unfortunately, everyone already thought he was a monster.

 

Fortunately, he can explain.

 

Unfortunately, noone believed him.

 

Fortunately, he was a wizard.

 

Unfortunately he had no REAL skills.

 

Fortunately, he had a spell book handy.​

 

Unfortunately, The book was empty and everyone beat him up.

 

Fortunately, another random spell book was on the ground.

 

Unfortunately, Every book around him had no writing.

 

Fortunately he had a spare cookie in his pocket to make him feel not ashamed :)

 

Unfortunately, he already ate the cookie and starved cause he had no other types of food.