Fortunately, he couldn't do a handstand and didn't have a wheel chair, and he didn't want to get cuts all over himself from sliding to the store.
(Btw you guys are starting to mix it up XD Fortunately = Good, Unfortunately = Bad) Unfortunately, he did could not scavenge enough materials to make artificial legs on the spot.
Unfortunately, the money was printed and copied from a single dollar. Bob was arrested for using fake money.
Fortunately, all charges were dropped because he didn't know it was fake money and his friend, Phil, was arrested.