Roast the person above you.

At least we're all better than you

 

what

you can't see my face you blind degenerate
how you know im ugly or not?

 

I was blind after seeing your face

 

If I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents

 

At least i have parents unlike you

 

Damn
Orphanage jokes aren't funny
like you

 

I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you came unarmed ;)

 

Yeah your stupid face is funnier

 

Look at your balding head. You only have red hair at the sides of your face

 

Cyantifically
you spelt scientifically wrong dumbo

 

Dexoys is an level -100 magikarp in desguise.

 

a level**
disguise*

 

*shut up noob

 

a despressed clown...

 

Ur so ugly when you looked into the mirror it cracked.

 

Your so stupid that you forgot which way was left

 

You're so stupid that you thought 9 plus 10 was 35

 

You don't even have swag.

 

You dont even have a life

 

You don't even exist