Three Secrets to Not Being Harmed By A Police Officer

Come one, come all folks, cause boy oh boy, do I have a wonderful secret to tell you. Welcome to my secret, and general guide to not being harmed by a police officer. This is very useful advice, especially if you're a silly police hater.

Anyways, lets get right to it, shall we?

SECRET #1
Now, the first thing you should do to not be harmed by a police officer is..... *drum roll* NOT BREAK THE LAW.
Yes, it's that simple.

If you don't break the law, then the police have no reason to try to arrest you, which may result in harming you. It's very simple, and quite easy to do.

SECRET #2
In the event that a police officer is questioning you, you should..... *drum roll* NOT BE A DICK.
As said earlier, it's that simple.

If a police officer is questioning you about something you did or did not do, don't be a dick. You'll make the police officer mad, and make it worse for yourself.

SECRET #3
If you're being questioned by a police officer, along with not being a dick, you should..... *drum roll* STAY IN HIS SIGHT.
As said twice earlier, very simple to do.

Police officers are, and have every right to be, suspicious of everyone they encounter. If you're trying to get out of his sight, he'll probably draw his gun on you, or taser. (I hope it'd be a gun, lethal force is absolutely necessary in order to save the officers life)
There was a video posted by Inside Edition on YouTube that I coincidentally can't find now, but basically two civilians were given police trainer guns and were told to try to subdue a criminal. The first scene included the fake criminal trying get out of the civilian officers sight, and once he went behind the car with the civilian officer still not having his gun drawn, the fake criminal took a police trainer gun and fired at the civilian cop, delivering a shot that would have been fatal, the other civilian cop had the same thing happen to him. This is why people are shot when they're acting very suspicious, and them trying to get out of the officers sight is one of the main reasons people are shot.

SECRET #4 (Credit to ItsJerry)
Don't be black.

SECRET #6 (Credit to Kaiiven)
Don't get your license out of your pocket.




This is not meant to be a flame war thread, just enlightening people with low IQs on how to not be harmed by a police officer. I'll probably get banned for this, seeing how intolerate people are on these forums, but it'll be good while it lasts. Anyways, feel free to share your opinions. Thanks for reading.

 

SECRET #5

Don't get out your license from your pocket

 

Don't pull a Casey Neistat

 

SECRET #6

Don't live in a corrupt country (cough America cough)

SECRET #7

Wear a bullet proof vest.

 

SECRET #8

Just kill yourself

 

I have a parent who works at a police station so I can give you the number one tip
DO NOT LIE
Literally if you don't lie (which is actually rare) you will get off better than if you do

 

Secret 10

Don't carry Arizona Tea and Skittles with you

 

Secret #Meme

Don't be Keemstar

 

What about the statistics that white people are shot more than black people (By police officers) Where's the news saying we deserve justice? @Venom_Snake


ANY WHO.... Just don't fuck up... Respect the officer and follow his instructions when he says it, don't back talk him and definitely don't threaten him.

 

Why did you tag me here?
I agree with you, but there was no reason to tag me.

 

Rebel...

I tagged the first person with the same mindset that I could think of. Could've done Sirius too

 

Ah, I see.

Thanks, by the way. I will probably throw in my two cents later today whenever I am not busy.
Now I need someone to post here because I do not want to double post.