How to make your cat happy!

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  1. Agent_Squirrel

    Agent_Squirrel When life locks the door,Go through the window Donator

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    Hey guys its noodles, Most of cat owner think there cat is Grumpy! but.. 4 Ways to make your cat very happy:

    1. Place some catnip in a sock

    2. Kill your dog

    3. Do not do number 2

    4. Just die.

    This was how to make your cat happy! Hope this helped and as always NOODLE ON!
     
    Agent_Squirrel, Jul 11, 2016
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  2. Vorteqs

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    Um ok
     
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    Darkstorm77 Former M.od+ Donator

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    My cat actually has a close relationship with my dog and have been family to each other since young
     
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    suga_box 방탄소년단 Donator

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    noodle on
    im crying
     
    suga_box, Jul 11, 2016
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  5. Agent_Squirrel

    Agent_Squirrel When life locks the door,Go through the window Donator

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    Tehe
     
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  6. _ItsMayDay

    _ItsMayDay Smol Blueberry Pun Skele 4 Life Donator

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    I'll make my neighbourhood cats happy by giving them another butthole
     
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  7. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    My cat and dogs are actually really good friends.

    Hell, even my cat treats both of my gerbils right.

    She just won't treat me right: (
     
    teitan, Jul 11, 2016
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  8. kiraa

    kiraa ugh Donator

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    Ryan Higa?
    And

    My cat just sleeps 24/7

    Eats all day...

    And takes a dump in the litter box basically....
     
    kiraa, Jul 11, 2016
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  9. Agent_Squirrel

    Agent_Squirrel When life locks the door,Go through the window Donator

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    Lol yup niga higa
     
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  10. hamnah

    hamnah Hannah Donator

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    I have 16 cats

    I think I have a problem

    No really I have 16 cats
     
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  11. Erove

    Erove creme de pirouline Donator

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    my cat wasn't happy with this
     
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  12. Agent_Squirrel

    Agent_Squirrel When life locks the door,Go through the window Donator

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    probably you actually have a tortoise

    i dont see a problem in that
     
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  13. hamnah

    hamnah Hannah Donator

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    I get a lot of death. And poop.
     
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  14. Agent_Squirrel

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    litter box?



    just kidding give me a cat and i will take care of it actually no
     
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  15. hamnah

    hamnah Hannah Donator

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    I've actually learned their meows and I can mimic them to make them come to me... The secret is to gurgle water and meow at the same time ;)
     
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  16. BlakeSenpai

    BlakeSenpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    wot is this
     
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