This might be a little weird for people who have known me for a long time, especially now knowing the truth. This is for my brother, the person I want to apologize to. Obviously, he will never read this because he does not play Minecraft. I just want to type out what I did and how I will apologize. Okay, thanks for reading that. I'm so very sorry for sneaking into your room while you were pissing. I shouldn't have and it was terrible. You still don't know but I'm going to tell you. I'm sorry for taking that rock that had been sitting in a tin for five years because you don't care about your rock collection anymore. I read @MappyTurtle 's post on a pet rock that saved her life by a fire, and so I wanted a rock to save mine. I'm sorry I put a Sharpie smiley face on it and named it Thing. I'm sorry I made him go to summer camp with my old toys, and I'm sorry for him finding out he wasn't actually registered for camp. Luckily, Stach the Squirrel said that Thing was his good friend in a tree before you ripped him out of the ground and forced him into a tiny tin. So he said its cool and Thing could stay. I just want you to know I was giving this rock a new life, instead of it picking up dust in your room. Just be glad I didn't take the rock smoother than your forehead. I'm sorry for being a disgrace to the rock family Thing was in, I didn't know they cared that much. Thing said that he was bossed around at Rock Inc. for being a normal one without any special features. Like being smooth or spotty, or picking up ants. But in all seriousness, I'm sorry for anything I ever did that upset you, brother. And I'm more sorry about the rock family's loss. I'm sure that Thing is although happy in my room, and not being bossed around by any of the other rocks. I'm sorry Flitney and Thing for being a jerk and making you uncomfortable. But, Flit, just know I'm not sorry for giving a rock an actual life. I know I say I am sorry but that's a lie. I'm just being honest. You were the jerk to the rock. Thanks, dude.
