Mommy, when I grow up...

A pretty easy game,

basically, you say "Mommy, when I grow up... [Insert message here]" Then the person below you answers back and does the same,

eg.

Player 1: Mommy when i grow up can i go to the moon?
Player 2: Why wait *kicks to the moon*. Mommy when I grow up, can I still play with barbies?
Player 3: Duhhhh!! Mommy, when i grow up can i punch my teacher in the face?
and so on....


I'll start


Mommy, when I grow up, can I tackle the person below you?

 

Im pretty sure this was copied off another game, but whatever.

Hell no son. Mommy can I please smoke your'e crack?

 

Umm, nah, its mine, i dont wanna share

Mommy when i grow up can i get a pet dragon and live in equestria

 

Your'e gonna live in the basement for the rest of your'e life.
Mommy, can i please get drunk wif mah friends?

 

Ofc

Mommy how are babies made

 

Well...they encourage your complete cooperation...........

Mommy when I grow up can I be Gerard Way?

 

*Mom leaves the room*

Mommy, can i try some of your milk?

 

Sure, go in the fridge

Mommy can i play minecraft

 

Oh, you play that on your computer? well this is awkward

Mommy, can I read fan-fiction with you?

 

Oh, you play that on your computer? well this is awkward

Mommy, can I read fan-fiction with you?

 

Maybe.
Mommy, when I grow up, can I eat that chicken he is holding

BTW guys, dont forget to add the "when I grow up" part!

 

No
Mommy when I grow can I kill my teacher ?

 

You have school on Monday, do it then

Mommy, when I grow up can I take away your medicine

 

Do that ill whoop yo azz homes.

Mommy when i grow up can i Become president?

 

Don't do drugs kid...

Mommy, when I grow up... can I become a cow

 

No, you silly goose!

Mommy, when i grow up, can i punch obama in the nose?

 

No.

Mommy, when I grow up, can I enter the Matrix?

 

Okay son, I'm okay with it (because I want you to die).

Mommy, when I grow up, can I go get revenge on my school for treating me and my friends unfairly by going on a shooting rampage?

 

Of course darling!!

Mommy, when I grow up, can I bump every fourm because I can??

 

What's a fourm?

Mommy, when I grow up, can I be a stripper?