Roast the person above you.

I bet you have 127 posts because you're too dumb to count up to 128




(or are you the world's first robot that can use 8-bit signed integers?)

 

If you're a PC lover, then why do you use your Nokia Brick to type your roasts.

 

If you're Kirito, then why isn't he your profile picture?

 

I have no reason to roast you, you're clearrrrly going to rage anyway.

 

You're scared he's going to roast you.

 

If you don't shut up, I'll use onomatopoeia and land a KITAO to your face.

 

You all are takin' this too seriously. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

You are taking this too lightly.

 

I should roast you, we would have a solution for world hunger

 

Nice Profile pic is that you?

(oh and i suck. Roasting me would give everyone ebola)

 

psssssst it actually is me from 12 yrs ago. xd

 

Lol, I can read the past now apparently.

 

I fixed it just for you.

 

I would like to roast dirtbikes95 , but i am afraid that he will cry like a baby

 

I won't roast a clown, I have a fear of clowns, but despite the make-up you put on, behind the white liquid, your normal face still scares me.

 

Atleast I dont live under a bridge, you grumpy old troll
~That weird guy from Brave

 

Nah you'll cry

 

Who puked on your face?

 

Your face reminds me of a teletubby.

 

The quality of your profile picture makes me want to vomit.