PSA: Be aware of Dihydrogen Monoxide in your area today! and why I am a terrible friend <3

[6:44:25 PM] MappyTurtle: make sure guys, that on camp you stay away from any dihydrogen monoxide sources

[6:44:36 PM] Friend 1: she has spare

[6:44:49 PM] Friend 1: I just asked

[6:44:54 PM] Friend 1: oh she will give it to you tuesday

[6:45:16 PM] Friend 2: WHy Dihydorgen Monoxide?

[6:45:21 PM] Friend 2: Ok :)

[6:45:38 PM] MappyTurtle: apparently its really dangerous

[6:45:47 PM] MappyTurtle: very lethal

[6:46:14 PM] Friend 1: where the fuck would we see dihydrogen monoxide sources

[6:47:10 PM] Friend 2: Yeah...

[6:47:12 PM] MappyTurtle: pretty much everywhere

[6:47:20 PM] Friend 2: Well. How do we know?

[6:47:22 PM] MappyTurtle: we have some down here but its cleaned down here

[6:47:33 PM] Friend 1: no like

[6:47:36 PM] Friend 1: what

[6:47:44 PM] Friend 1: where

[6:48:01 PM] MappyTurtle: like everywhere

[6:48:21 PM] Friend 2: ...

[6:48:55 PM] Friend 2: I'm about to have soemthign that has Codeine in it so if I die or don't end up on central you know why

[6:49:25 PM] Friend 1: ok

[6:49:28 PM] MappyTurtle: youll die anyway if you ingest too much dihydrogen monoxide

[6:49:32 PM] MappyTurtle: so dw too much

[6:49:34 PM] Friend 2: Yes –my name-

[6:49:45 PM] Friend 2: My Grandma is allergic to it...

[6:49:51 PM] Friend 2: ANd I think mum is tooo

[6:50:04 PM] MappyTurtle: to dihydrogen monoxide or codeine?

[6:50:19 PM] Friend 1: I threw my bottle away today

[6:50:24 PM] Friend 1: because it was pure fucking white

[6:50:26 PM] Friend 2: Codeine

[6:50:30 PM] MappyTurtle: da.mn

[6:50:31 PM] Friend 2: Again.

[6:50:33 PM] MappyTurtle: and wwell Friend 1

[6:50:38 PM] Friend 2: Due to the water being turned off

[6:50:45 PM] Friend 2: the Air had not goten to the water

[6:50:53 PM] Friend 2: hence why it was "Cloudy"

[6:51:01 PM] Friend 1: mine wasn't cloud

[6:51:02 PM] MappyTurtle: nah it was infected with dihydrogen monoxide

[6:51:04 PM] Friend 1: it was pure white

[6:51:04 PM] Friend 2: or WHite

[6:51:09 PM] MappyTurtle: tell tale symptoms

[6:51:11 PM] Friend 2: Same thing

[6:51:32 PM] Friend 1: ok

[6:52:49 PM] Friend 1: everyone died

[6:53:51 PM] Friend 1: yep everyones dead

[6:54:05 PM] Friend 1: #ripcentralcamptrip

[6:54:33 PM] MappyTurtle: they poisoned our water supply

[6:54:39 PM] Friend 2: RIP

[6:54:45 PM] MappyTurtle: deadly af dihydrogen monoxide

[6:54:49 PM] Friend 1: in my street

[6:54:56 PM] Friend 1: theres a big blue thingo

[6:54:59 PM] Friend 1: hooked to pipes

[6:55:07 PM] Friend 1: down the entire from school to school

[6:55:15 PM] Friend 1: so from man to mor

[6:56:10 PM] Friend 1: aw ye

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[6:56:34 PM] MappyTurtle: Friend 1 ask your mum if you guys have any dihydrogen monoxide in your pipes

[6:57:03 PM] Friend 1: yelling 2 her now

[6:57:04 PM] Friend 1: shes coming

[6:57:09 PM] Friend 1: 2nd time yelling

[6:57:16 PM] Friend 1: 3rd time

[6:57:57 PM] Friend 1: mum doesn't know what it is

[6:58:03 PM] MappyTurtle: well

[6:58:11 PM] MappyTurtle: google it and show her

[6:58:12 PM] Friend 1: water supply is by yarravelly water

[6:58:27 PM] Friend 2: Yes...

[6:58:32 PM] Friend 1: I did show her

[6:58:36 PM] Friend 1: she still didn't understand it

[6:58:40 PM] MappyTurtle: what

[6:59:07 PM] MappyTurtle: ok

[6:59:09 PM] MappyTurtle: di = 2

[6:59:12 PM] MappyTurtle: mon = 1

[6:59:19 PM] MappyTurtle: apply that to dihydrogen monoxide

[6:59:29 PM] Friend 2: Like Digimon?

[7:00:30 PM] MappyTurtle: no just replace di with 2 and mon with 1 in the chemical name

[7:00:57 PM] Friend 1: digimon

[7:00:59 PM] Friend 1: yes

[7:03:04 PM] MappyTurtle: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

[7:04:11 PM] Friend 2: lthough the U.S. Government

[7:04:13 PM] Friend 2: Really

[7:04:17 PM] Friend 2: get better sources

[7:04:39 PM] MappyTurtle: well

[7:04:58 PM] MappyTurtle: I guess we aren't really informed about it yet/

[7:05:03 PM] Friend 2: Yes

[7:05:06 PM] MappyTurtle: the compound is worldwide

[7:06:30 PM] MappyTurtle: ,-,

[7:06:41 PM] Friend 2: Safe Schools...

[7:06:50 PM] MappyTurtle: regardless of who you are, apparently you've consumed at least 100000 litres of dihydrogen monoxide

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[7:07:21 PM] Friend 2: YUP!

[7:07:54 PM] MappyTurtle: do you like dihydrogen monoxide Friend 2?

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[7:08:43 PM] Friend 2: No

[7:08:56 PM] MappyTurtle: why not

[7:08:58 PM] MappyTurtle: Its delicious

[7:09:05 PM] MappyTurtle: that's why its so deadly ,u,

[7:09:17 PM] Friend 1: ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaihaahahajajjhhaha

[7:09:22 PM] Friend 1: funny

[7:09:31 PM] MappyTurtle: what

[7:09:40 PM] Friend 1: ikd

[7:09:46 PM] MappyTurtle: ?

[7:09:47 PM] Friend 1: you think theres going to be a storm?>

[7:09:59 PM] MappyTurtle: I hope it doesn't spread dihydrogen monoxide

[7:10:05 PM] MappyTurtle: apparently there's been a leakage

[7:10:19 PM] Friend 1: do

[7:10:20 PM] Friend 1: you

[7:10:21 PM] Friend 1: think

[7:10:24 PM] Friend 1: there will be a storm

[7:10:31 PM] MappyTurtle: idk

[7:10:36 PM] Friend 1: okay

[7:10:48 PM] Friend 1: I hope there isb

[7:10:49 PM] Friend 1: br

[7:10:50 PM] Friend 1: b

[7:11:46 PM] Friend 2: The fecking O-Zone latyer is a mother trucking huge hole in it

[7:12:15 PM] MappyTurtle: damn dihydrogen monoxides!!!!

[7:12:19 PM] MappyTurtle: they tried warning us abot uthis

[7:12:22 PM] MappyTurtle: DAMN YOU ALL

[7:12:28 PM] Friend 2: ...

[7:12:37 PM] MappyTurtle: what

[7:13:08 PM] Friend 2: nothing

[7:13:23 PM] MappyTurtle: whattt

[7:13:56 PM] Friend 2: NOTHING!

[7:13:59 PM] Friend 2: LEST DO SOMETHING

[7:13:59 PM] Friend 1: ozone

[7:14:00 PM] Friend 1: -my name-

[7:14:01 PM] Friend 1: k

[7:14:04 PM] Friend 1: ozonei s fuk

[7:14:08 PM] Friend 2: MOOR Hootful Boyfriend or something

[7:14:10 PM] Friend 1: everyhtin fuk

[7:14:13 PM] Friend 1: no

[7:14:24 PM] Friend 1: oh I got idea

[7:14:31 PM] MappyTurtle: do you guys even know what dihydrogen monoxide is

[7:14:38 PM] Friend 2: Yes. A deadly gas

[7:14:49 PM] MappyTurtle: ok Friend 2 doesn't know

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[7:16:01 PM] MappyTurtle: how about you Friend 1/

[7:16:17 PM] Friend 2: Is it not a gas.. a chemical then

[7:16:23 PM] Friend 1: i don't really know i know its just hydrogen shit got fucked up and is out to kill us

[7:16:36 PM] MappyTurtle: what do you usually call 2 hydrogens and an oxygen

[7:16:43 PM] Friend 2: H2O

[7:16:45 PM] *** Group call ***

[7:16:47 PM] Friend 2: Water

[7:16:49 PM] MappyTurtle: BOOM THERE WE GO

[7:16:50 PM] Friend 2: Liquid

[7:16:51 PM] MappyTurtle: AYAYAYAYA

[7:17:02 PM] Friend 2: A DANGEROUS LIQUID WHEN CONSUMED

[7:17:14 PM] MappyTurtle: anyone who has consumed water

[7:17:15 PM] MappyTurtle: has dieed

[7:17:48 PM] Friend 2: Nope

6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: Im dying
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: omg
6:53 PM - ♥ Squirps ♥: Why?
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: dihydrogen monoxide
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: use your chem skills
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: to tell me what this is
6:53 PM - ♥ Squirps ♥: a thing i have no idea about
6:53 PM - ♥ Squirps ♥: c;
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: di = 2 yes?
6:53 PM - ♥ Squirps ♥: ye
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: mon = 1
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: 2 hydrogens
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: 1 oxygen
6:53 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: h20
6:54 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: IVE LITERALLY BEEN TROLLING friend 2 AND friend 1 FOR THE LAST LLIKE 10 MIUNTEUS
6:54 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: THEY HAVE NO IDEA
6:54 PM - MaipeDaSpoopyMoopyChair: OMG
6:54 PM - ♥ Squirps ♥: LEL

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Love it.. Got to be a great friend :)

 

hello i am friend 1, i died of dihydrogen monoxide