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When he was done drinking milk he went to watch television

 

Donald Trump was on television. He was posing for the cameras.

 

Then Donald Trump said he was really Ronald McDonald

 

Everyone shouted a Donald

 

Then, a corn stalk walked up to Donald and said, "Nice hair."

 

''Well thank you... sir?'' Donald replied, doing a fabulous hairflip/hairflick.

 

Then, a cocker spaniel named Sruffy jumped on Donald. He barked, "Why did you leave us behind, Don?" Then, suddenly, all of Donald Trump's Webkinz crawled out of the ground to attack him!

 

And so he did, Sruffy was as dead as a... a... a raped cow? Donald couldnt believe what just happened...

 

Suddenly, a chicken named Sanders walked up to Donald and said: "What's up, doc?"

 

And then Sanders shot Donald, who luckily survived. He screamed, holding back tears, " How.. how could you do this to your Senpai?" "I'm sorry, Donald. It has to be this way.". Donald soon became bankrupt, and became a dog in a petting zoo for money.

 

The dog also was wearing pink, lacy lingerie. The other dogs loved it.

 

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But the dog that was really a cat, that was actually a dog, didn't like the pink, lacy lingerie dog.

 

The lingerie dog (that was also Donald Trump, may I remind you) pranced around, trying to capture the attention (and possibly the hearts) of the other dogs.

 

But then Satan burnt them all.

 

A few humans managed to escape and create new life on a brand new planet called Trump.

 

But then Trump was annihilated by the rebellion, Hillary.

 

An unknown figure opened a portal to Planet "Trump" and the mighty Thor destroyed the planet to bits with the Odin Force.

 

And then it killed them! But it didn't kill them, because it killed them! But they used magicks to life again!

 

But the magicks were fake magicks!