A serious topic....:P

Okey So this topic is like seriously controversial in the world

IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT?

In My opinion Mayonnaise should be recognized as an instrument and be playable in the band tell me your opinions below :P

 

WHO NEEDS MAYONNAISE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WUMBO

 

Why Not Have Both :o

 

I cried so much right after I read this

 

xDDD

 

ok Mayonnaise should be an instrument, and so should Wumbo. But could Horse Raddish be an instrument? The world may never know.

 

In my Opinion you Should xD leArn how 2 type First.

 

wot

 

They should add a new definition to the dictionary for mayonnaise
Mayonnaise: n. An percussion instrument which is used in a large band, and is played by tapping or shaking the jar encompassing the mayonnaise.

 

Omg yes

Horse Raddish <If added to Urban dictionary> A food used as a playable percussion instrument, not to be confused with Mayonnaise. They two are similar, but their pitch is slightly different.
Ex. Hey Miranda, what instrument do you play?
I play Horse Raddish, how about you?
I play the drums.
Cool!

 

Can Tacos become a instrument? c;

 

Who needs wumbo when they can have tidie whities!

 

HOLEY SHIET INVASION OF PATRICKS AT TOP


HOOOOOEYYYYY

 

xD I love how literally half of the people that commented on this thread have Spongebob avatars c:

WHAT HAVE I STARTED

 

Pffft mayonnaise isn't an instrument, you use mayonnaise to smack people in the head with xD

 

No 1 word posts please.

 

someone actually did make an instrument out of mayo by poking holes in the side of the bottle

 

horseradish*

 

Mayonnaise is a frekin instrument...
Horseradish is a beautiful instrument aswell :3

 

Of course mayonnaise is an instrument! I play it in the school band! Jeez why do you people not know these things?