Roast the person above you.

Nah, I could ddos your can opener if I wanted to. (Insert Lenny here.)

 

And the only thing you'd be able to dos ;)

 

You can't even spell "ddos" correctly. ;)

 

You can't even spell "can't" correctly. ;)

 

Shhh. :D

 

SpyroTheNightmare more like Your Face is a Nightmare.

This isn't actually true. :)

 

Guess you and him have a nightmare face

 

Your guys' awful insults is what is going to give me nightmares.

 

Are you the hamster or is that someone's pet ass

 

I didn't know chimps could use a forum.

 

Ikr, how do you use it, chimp?

 

Well, first, you have to better than everyone. (like myself) plus chimps are more intelligent than you anyways.

 

Your profile photo (aside from making me want to kill myself) looks like a blind boy staring at a cheeto for the first time.

 

hey,
you're the guy that gets beaten by bots on competitive

 

At least he has a chance at having a positive K/D.
Or, you know, he doesn't bring up unrelated things in a roast.

 

Your eyebrows look more split than when Moses split the sea

(sidenote: we both play csgo and im pretty sure its only him that can get what I mean, so it isn't an unrelated topic/thing)

 

I ddosed your toaster.

 

Why did you roast yourself? Probably cause of the burned sides of your skin

 

Sorry you had to put a number at the end of your name because you couldn't think of anything original.

 

In America, Scrub is the same as Praetor