And then, a small boy wondered how this story become so large and differing from the original storyline and then...
Unfortunately the table disintegrated in to a million pieces. The boy then journeyed to the city of Fartia in search of some cooked spaghetti.
The boy arrvived, but the only thing he found was the city of Fartia, broken down and abonded. And also... NO SPAGHETTI!
When he thought all hope was lost, a single strand of spaghetti appeared, trailing off into the distance
But then the boy told the monster that the table had disintegrated. The monster, suffering from absolute anguish and hatred, exploded leaving perfectly cooked pasta everywhere, wish the boy proceeded to eat.