1) Go into single player (For the people who don't know it AKA EVERYONE you open up the minecraft launcher, and click on single player. Oh yeah look- it's right on title screen!) 2) Change settings to creative 3) Find a good open space 4) Copy and paste this command /summon EnderDragon 5) Spam this command 6) /gamemode 0 Ready! Now all you have to do is try to find diamond ore in the least amount of deaths! Do this by luring dragons into caves and trying to get closer and closer to bedrock until you can search for diamonds!
Or you can.. Play Minecraft Singleplayer. If you had a world in siingleplayer, then make a new one. Play a map from the internet. Find yourself a Minecraft server to play on. If you found a Minecraft server but bored, find yourself a new one. If you're still bored but wanted to play multiplayer, you can either get yourself a Minecraft Realm/Server and get some friends or random players (If you don't have Minecraft friends) and play. Or go to some Minecraft server search and switch up your categories of servers you're going to play on like Roleplay or Skyblock, etc. If still bored but wanted to do Minecraft, do Minecraft related things. Like watch Minecraft youtubers, go to server's forums, buy merch from Mojang, etc. If you're truly bored, turn off Minecraft, and play other games.
The joke/satire was a bit stupid for me to understand or laugh in this type of place to say because its subject is already highlighted on this website but considering that he's been here for 2 years, 4 months and 31 days.. I'll just take this as a lesson for me to know that I don't understand mild satire/jokes.
Well maybe instead of sitting inside on a computer you can go outside and do something with your life instead of playing a game that basically has no purpose but to kill monster's, build a shelter, eat food and to kill the ender dragon.